BERHATI-HATILAH: DULU VIA E-MAIL SEKARANG VIA FACEBOOK

Yo Olloh nipu yang pro dikit napa? Foto aja nggak ada, mau nipu…
daniel


Tiba-tiba ada yang mampir ke INBOX facebook. Pas dibuka isinya 99% menyerupai dengan e-mail-email busuk yang nyampah di kotak masuk. Bahasa Inggrisku memang patah-patah. Tapi aku tahu. Ini aksi tipu-tipu. Nyontek istilah Mas Widodo sedikit nggak apa-apa dong ya?
Pesan ini datang dari seorang laki-laki bernama Daniel Odogwu.

Isi pesannya seperti ini:

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odogwa



DEAR Hani Rohani Syawaliah,

I CEASE THIS OPPORTUNITY AT THIS MOST PAINFUL MOMENT OF MY LIFE IN A MIXED FEELINGS OF TEARS OF JOY AND PAINS. AM BRO.DANIEL ODOGWU,A COCOA FARMER BASED IN TOGO.I AM CHAIRING A NON SUCCESSFUL NON GOVERNMENTAL ORGANIZATION FOR THE FIGHT AGAINST THE MOST PAINFUL PLAGUE TO HUMAN RACE AIDS.I HAVE BEEN A PATIENT NOW FOR THE PAST 6 YEARS AND DOCTORS TOLD ME THAT I WILL DIE IN 9 MORE DAYS TIME FROM TODAY. I HAVE INVESTED OVER LOCAL CURRENCY EQUIVALENT OF $3.8M USD IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THIS DECEASE. UNFORTUNATELY ALL THIS FUND SO HAVE BEEN WIDELY MISUSED BY VARIOUS COMMITTEES ENTRUSTED WITH THIS FUNDS.

NOW SINCE I HAVE LOST MY ONLY SON AND MY LOVING (WIFE) TO THIS SAME ILLMENT I HAVE DECIDED TO USE ALL AT MY DISPOSAL TO FIGHT 1.EXERMINE YOUR SELF THAT YOU WILL NOT SELL THIS TRUST.
2.SPEND ONLY 10% OF THE FUND FOR YOUR PRIVATE USE ONLY.
3.PRAY ALL NIGHT OVER IT.

AFTER ALL THIS I WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO THE BANK WHERE THE FUNDS IN QUESTION WAS DEPOSITED. AND ALSO TO MY LAWYER SO AS THE FUND WILL BE ENTRUSTED TO YOU AS MY NEXT OF KIN FOR THE CHAMPIONING OF THIS COURSE. NOTE: KEEP THIS TRANSACTION WITHIN YOURSELF FOR THE SECURITY OF THIS FUNDS.AND ANY MAIL YOU RECIEVED FROM UNKNOWN PERSON WITH OUT YOURS BROTHER IN CHRIST, DO NOT REPLY THAT MAIL,
MAY GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU TOUCH THE LIFE OF OTHERS AMEN.

YOURS BROTHER IN CHRIST,
BRO.DANIEL ODOGWU.

YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT ME AT (eunicedo1@yahoo.com).

Dia bilang yours brother in christ? Nggak liat orang pake jilbab apa?

Ceeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn!


asah pisau emoticon*asah pisau*


Sekarang ada ya aplikasi buat spam ke semua inbox? Atau mereka memilih korban secara acak? Apakah memang wajahku sangat polos ya? Sampe jadi calon korban? Semanis ini… huuhhhhh!!! Tunggu pembalasanku…
rohani syawaliah

*ciaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt*
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